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sChOoL sUcKs!!!!! aRrGgH. . .

FunNy sToRiEs pArT 2

Si Paijo yang udik baru aja panen besar pergi ke kota. Dia pengin banget beli handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hp.

Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hp.
Sales : Ini, Mas.
Paijo : Lo, kok gak nyala?
Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya dulu.
Paijo : Ya udah, saya beli kartunya. Kasih nomor cantik ya. (idih, udik kok ngerti nomor cantik?-red)

Seteleh itu pulanglah si Paijo ke kampungnya, tapi dia heran kok gak bisa dipake tuh hp, mak besoknya ia datangi lagi sales tokonya.
Paijo : Kamu ini gimana, kok hp ini gak bisa dipake di kampung saya?
Sales : O, itu karena di kampung Mas belum ada sinyal.
Paijo : La, situ kok nggak bilang kemarin. Ya udah saya beli sinyalnya sekalian, jualan kok sendiri-sendiri gitu.

FunNy sToRiEs. .

seorang murid ingin bertanya tentang soal yang tidak ia ketahui

murid : pak saya mau bertanya sesuatu?
guru : ada apa? apa yang mau kamu tanya?
murid : bandung lautan api terjadinya kapan ?

si guru ternyata lupa. tapi kalau tidak dijawab ia bisa malu.
guru : memang kamu tidak tau?
murid : makanya saya tanya bapak!?!
guru : dengan lantang guru menjawab "rumah tetangga saya kebakaran saja saya lupa apalagi bandung yang jauh disana"
murid : "&*%#* "
Ketika sedang sakit parah, uddin berkata pada istrinya, "Istriku tercinta, kenakan pakaianmu yang terbaik. pakailah perhiasanmu yang terindah. sisir rambutmu. cucilah wajahmu. Pokoknya, berdandanlah secantik mungkin, lalu kemarilah."

"Dalam keadaan seperti ini bagaimana mungkin aku meninggalkanmu hanya untuk berdandan. tentu aku tidak akan melakukannya. Kamu kira aku wanita macam apa, sehingga kamu bilang begitu padaku?" kata sang istri.

"Bukan begitu, istriku. ternyata engkau salah paham. Aku melihat Malaikat Izrail sudah mondar-mandir di sekitarku. Begitu melihatmu dengan pakaian bagus dan penampilan cantik, barangkali dia lebih tertarik padamu, lalu membawamu dan membiarkan aku," jawab uddin.

sOnG LyRICs. .

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS

"I Don't Love You"

Well, when you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way

And after all this time that you still owe
You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know
So take your gloves and get out
Better get out
While you can

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
But baby when they knock you
Down and out
It's where you oughta stay

And after all the blood that you still owe
Another dollar's just another blow
So fix your eyes and get up
Better get up
While you can
Whoa, whooa

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Well come on, come on

When you go
Would you have the guts to say
"I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday"

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS

"Helena"

Long ago
Just like the hearse you die to get in again
We are so far from you

Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know
And what's the worst you take (worst you take)
from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like the blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well I've been holding on tonight

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what's the worst you take (worst you take)
from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like the blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well I've been holding on tonight

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide?

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

tHe pOeM. .

The Child In Him

I loved the child in him
so innocent and sweet
The mischief in his eyes
the blush upon his cheek
The tender way he spoke
that showed me that he cared
The touch of his warm hand
that gently touched my hair
The smiles that we shared
that filled my life with glee
For when I was with him
I found the child in me
My Love For You

My love for you is as cool as the ocean
as we walked through the waves with love and devotion
my love for you is not as complex
it’s not just your looks or the great sex
it’s your personality that shines to me
being with you shows what love can be
I look at the picture that you sent me
knowing your waiting makes me happy
all the times we’ve spent together
I just hope the good times can last forever and ever
I never want anyone to tear us apart
a piece of you will always be in my heart…
To My Guy

no matter what I do,
no matter what I say,
no matter how I feel,
I know we'll be together someday.
You've been pulled away from me,
so I helped to push you back,
now I know what I lack.
I miss your arms around me,
and when I used to giggle.
I miss you touching me,
that always made me wiggle.
I know we'll be together someday,
I know fate will have it's way.
It’s our destiny.
Diamond

On this earth I wouldn't want to be
If you were not here, standing next to me.
I have finally found the woman to share my life,
Katy Patrice Miller, will soon become my wife.
I will love, cherish and honor her as long as we both shall live
I pledge my undying love to her... my word I do give.
I will never leave her lonely, with questions and concerns
about the way I really feel or how my heart always yearns
To have her take my hand is a dream that I have had.
Standing at the alter as I take her from her Dad.
Don't worry Craig, I'll love her from the depths of my soul.
I have found a diamond amidst this pile of coal.